26 July, 2007

In Which AAJ plays "Expert Witness"


They'll Let Just Anybody On-Line These Days, and I still dream of being Bobby Goren.

From television true crime shows and web sites like CourtTV and its CrimeLibrary companion, I stay abreast of the news about evil baby rapers and serial killers who possibly troll for prey, announce their intentions, or boast of their accomplishments on web sites like My Face dot com or say Confidential Diary Secrets for My Absolute Best Friends Only dot dum.
Sometimes, thoughtless, grandiose gossips put it all out there for our voyeuristic pleasure, and just possibly their own self destruction. Consider the Fifth Nail Blog.
Knowing how the story ends makes it a creepy read, even from the safety of your own home. Google led me to one site that compared both the police account of Joe's activities with Joe's own blog accounts of his exploits. The revelations here SHOUT out loudly at least two morals/conclusions
  1. Don't trust child molesting murderers - They may have an agenda

  2. Blog entries make poor alibis



Now, using expertise I acquired from my junior high school gift subscriptions to two enlightening monthlies, Readers Digest and Psychology Today, and by researching the Duncan blog in conjunction with internet accounts, I am able to analyze Joe's sad little life for the court (which in my rich fantasy life is on an L&O spinoff ). Consider the following:
  1. He claims he was molested frequently as a kid.

  2. He's accused of raping/murdering a number of young boys

  3. When, with the help of truly virtuous Citizens, the police nab the guy, he's dining with an abductee, a sister of a some poor little boy he mauled and murdered. Joe apparently abused the girl, but not quite to death.



ERGO - when he rapes and murders the little boys today, he's striking back as he was unable to as a boy, when he was then defenseless against the abuse. He hated himself for being exploited and exploitable, for being raped, with all the attendant hurt, guilt, proof of his inadequacy that allowed older boys or men to fuck him up and over. Now as an adult, he holds the power to avenge. Described by the mechanism of transference when he now rapes and kills, he is destroying the defective child of his youth who allowed the abuse, who deserved the shame and pain, while suffering silently and immensely because of it. He is finally in control.



EMIL SKODA, WATCH OUT



and Happy BD Heather

14 July, 2007

The Truth vs. James Dobson from Downtown!!!

While MJ dribbled with the divine, a Point Guard among point guards, a heavenly graced athlete who delivered layup after layup, his testimony to the Net, it was a (hypothetical) man of gods who killed Pete.


But false prophets, beware, for Pistol Pete Maravich was a man of the Net, yet one who ultimately dunked with the devil, committing the most flagrant T when he met James Dobson. Dr. Dobson, a Ph.D. psychologist, reached his infamy by focusing on the family and spewing out loving advice on a radio show. Famous for offering up child rearing alternatives to Dr. Spock, e.g. Bringing Up Boys - an inspiring instructional on raising righteous, real boys, the right reverend has been a public figure for a couple of decades now, spreading his brand of Christian love with pschological and political advice. He is one of the loudest voices of the religious right to whisper into Republican ears.


But the Lord's view of James is obvious, and Pete Maravich may well have died for his sins. Pistol Pete was a spiritual explorer who, though once a devout priest of the hallowed Game, became a free agent for a different god after retirement. Perhaps for his apostasy, Pete was smitten stone dead during a one on one pick up prayer just prior to an appearance on the Focus on the Family radio show. While James Dobson was not indicted in connection to Pete's mysterious and premature death, the conclusions to be drawn are clear.